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Jul 29

tup0ck:

*buys heroine*

Jul 29
Jul 29
squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

Jul 29

lifehacks247:

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Jul 29

textsfromdisneyprincesses:

In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

Jul 29
Jul 29

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

Jul 29

THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

Jul 29

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

Jul 29

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

Jul 29

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

Jul 29

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

Jul 29

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Jul 28

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

Jul 28

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.